Five ways to tell if your dog is actually an opossum

Baby opossum

1. She looks, acts, and smells like an opossum.
2. Baby possums suckle at her opossum teats.
3. Her name is Ms. Virginia Opossum
4. Nocturnal garbage raids.
5. Upon being bitten by Virginia, you develop the super-human ability to play dead.

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